Ain't Got What It Takes?

Today's post is for all those boys and girls. YES! Girls too. I found the picture and information below while I'll I was doing some research for a future post on wikipedia.com. And to my amazement, I found that YOU can have a beard too. Whether, you're a female, male with work restrictions, or a male with genetic ineptitude (it's a real word, I looked it up), you can also have a beard for a low, low price of $39.99. 

"What practicle purpose do beards really have?", you ask. Tons.
Going to an outdoor game and it's colder than shit? Your face is as warm as a McDonald's Coffee in your lap.
Skying? These things are better than an actual ski mask, and they don't make you look like you're going to rob the next convenience store you come accross.

Check these things out at:
www.beardowear.ca/?gclid=CKbHmp7jkKsCFQjCKgodSlRfsw

You'll get them right away and you don'thave to wait 6 months like us REAL men.